
“Just think of it, Lilly my darling. Somewhere outside of these walls is a place where we can be free to do whatever we want, whenever we want.â€
“A place where I can kill all the managers I want? How wonderful! Oh, I love your vision, Charlie-kins!â€

“What happened to Lilly?â€
“Hey Cannon. Oh, she’s fine. We just slept together, that’s all.â€

“Dude, she thinks she’s a chicken!â€
“Oh, that’s normal. All woman cluck like a chicken or something after woohoo. Once a girl thought she was a gorilla. Ah, good times.â€

“What? Can’t a guy sleep naked in the same bed as another guy without everybody sniggering?â€

Oh God, my eyes! I think I just burnt off my retinas!

Charlie and Lilly have been spending so much time just gazing into each other’s eyes that they’re even making Zippy Dooda nauseous.

Even though he’s still turning everybody’s stomachs getting it on with the old lady, Cannon looks like he’s moving on to the only other woman in this place willing to give the smelly soldier the time of day.
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