Purrycat Sims

Thank the gods I finally worked out how to fix the dishwasher! Clean dishes at last!

 

And my painting is definitely showing signs of improvement.

 

No, I will not give you any money and would you please put some clothes on?! People are getting the wrong idea about this place, Cannon Fodder! What would Gordon think?

 

“Oh great, now how are we supposed to play kicky bag?!”

 

Dr. Marian Headshrink dropped by to check up on me today.

“So Tara, how goes everything? I know you lost a patient, but that’s okay. The Pleasantview Mental Asylum really appreciated the extra bed and chair anyway.”

“Yeah, I bet they did. Do you have any idea how many cups of coffee I’ve had to have since the crazies keep hogging the beds? And if they’re not sleeping then Cannon Fodder and Agnus are woohooing in the double bed! Ugh!”

 

“Do you guys mind? I’m just doing the morning exercises for Pete’s sake! I am not entertainment!”

 

Uh oh, looks like Supreme Ninja-Woman was the last to know about Cannon’s affair with old lady Agnus von Birkenstock.

 

Her new hobby has become chasing the wuss around the kitchen poking him until he cries like a baby.

 

And the honeymoon is over for Charlie and Lilly too after Charlie makes the mistake of revealing his previous occupation as a manager. Oops.

 

Just as everybody else’s love lives go boom, mine is definitely looking up. We’ve been using up just so much food lately that I have to put in a grocery order every day and the delicious Gordon Kim has delivered them every single time.

“You sure look great today, Ms Reece.”

“Oh, this old thing? And please, call me Tara. I’m just an ordinary person now, you know. I haven’t been a supermodel for a while.”

“You’ll always been super to me, Tara.”

*swoon*

 

Next time he’s over I talk him into having a dance with me and I think it goes really well despite all the crazy people around.

“Tara, a woman dressed as a ninja keeps staring at my teeth.”

“Just keep looking straight into my eyes and the crazy people will go away, Gordon dear.”

 

Lilly has been spending most of her time trying to beat up her old boyfriend, Charlie. She’s getting pretty good at it really. Poor Zippy nearly has a nervous breakdown every time they fight though.

“Oh no, so much harm going on! I can’t handle it!”

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